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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Christmas Cracker Competiton.

Would you like to win a copy of my Winter Snuggler:
Proving Santa Exists?

All you have to do is send me a Christmas cracker joke, the one that makes me groan the most wins :D

For those of you unfamiliar with Christmas crackers and the really bad jokes they contain here are a few examples for you:

Wht did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
DAM!

Did you hear about the dslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Yes, I know they're terrible but I know you know jokes that are even worse than these.

Email me your jokes to victoria@victoriablisse.co.uk and I'll announce the winner on Monday 4th December 2006 right here in the Phaze blog.

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