Would you like to win a copy of my Winter Snuggler:
Proving Santa Exists?
All you have to do is send me a Christmas cracker joke, the one that makes me groan the most wins :D
For those of you unfamiliar with Christmas crackers and the really bad jokes they contain here are a few examples for you:
Wht did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Did you hear about the dslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Yes, I know they're terrible but I know you know jokes that are even worse than these.
Email me your jokes to firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll announce the winner on Monday 4th December 2006 right here in the Phaze blog.