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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Christmas Cracker Competiton.

Would you like to win a copy of my Winter Snuggler:
Proving Santa Exists?

All you have to do is send me a Christmas cracker joke, the one that makes me groan the most wins :D

For those of you unfamiliar with Christmas crackers and the really bad jokes they contain here are a few examples for you:

Wht did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Did you hear about the dslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Yes, I know they're terrible but I know you know jokes that are even worse than these.

Email me your jokes to and I'll announce the winner on Monday 4th December 2006 right here in the Phaze blog.

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